Translate a transaction into its honest currency. Fill in the fields — your receipt prints on the right, with a brutally honest verdict at the bottom.
Receipt will print here
№ 02Vague Boss · machine
The brief is vague. The expectation is specific.
◖ INCOMING BRIEF
make it more premiummake it more premium
makeitmorepremium
0 briefs received
Every word is technically English. None of it is actionable. You nod, you say "got it," and you spend the night decoding what "more premium" was supposed to mean.
№ 03Corporate Octopus · one salary
My title says designer. My calendar says everything.
ONE SALARY
◌ hover / tap a limb — meet the role it secretly does
One job description. Eight skill sets. The org chart says you have a title; the calendar knows you are an entire department wearing one badge.
№ 04Invisible Currency · reveal
My real currency is not money. It is trust.
✦Trust₵ soft asset
the interest rate on every deal
◷Patience₵ soft asset
compounding, invisible, unpaid
⌘Coordination₵ soft asset
the tax you pay in DMs
♥Emotional Labor₵ soft asset
off the books, always due
➶Persuasion₵ soft asset
turning a maybe into a yes
◌ hover to reveal what you actually trade in
None of these show up on the payslip. They never get a line item, never get reimbursed — yet they are the only currency that actually compounds.
№ 05RPG Growth · scroll to grind
Boredom is a silentsalary cut.
LV. 1EXP 0 / 100
▲ Challenge
EXP up · value up
$45k
market value ↑
▼ Boredom
comfort up · value down
$120k
market value ↓
↓ keep scrolling to keep leveling
№ 06Survival Game · 8-bit
Payday is not the ending. It is the next level.
SALARY HP$5000
$5000 LANDED IN YOUR ACCOUNT. THE MONSTERS SMELL IT.
The number lands, the boss music starts, and the bills queue up to take their cut. You don't win this game. You just respawn — and line up for the next payday.